Saturday, March 21, 2009

Fuck "Twilight"

Okay.

I was among those working at The Store during the "Twilight" Movie Midnight Release Party.

And it really sucked. Oh, yes: pun intended.

It garnered far more customers than I'd anticipated, the greater portion of them being squealing, bitchy prepubescent girls who I'm guessing would offer only a blank stare if I were to ask them to name the author of "Dracula". I think the only person more aggravated than myself was Maria, who had the unenviable role of Master of Ceremonies for this vile event. By the end of the night, she looked like she was two degrees short of driving stakes through some hearts. Thankfully, she maintained her composure and won't soon be referred to as Prisoner 349000.

There were several activities in which the Twilight fans could participate. A scavenger hunt and quiz, which one girl got irritated at me for not helping her with. Look, even if I did know the answers to that lame quiz, I still wouldn't give them to your Cullen-loving ass. The winner of that activity upon receiving the prize (some picture from the film) scrunched up her face and replied: "That's it?" I wanted to make a snide reply to the disappointed zygote, but refrained from doing so.

There was also a debate, which I'm guessing contained such controversial questions such as "Edward Cullen: Hottie or a Nottie"?

Anyway, I'm too tired to get too in-depth. Will revise and add some more tomorrow.

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