Monday, March 16, 2009

One of The Little Guy's Big Goals

"Learn How to Swim" has been among my New Year's Resolutions for about ten years now. I swear, though, that by the conclusion of 2009 I'll have at long last achieved that goal. I'll be a swimming machine. Whip myself back into shape. There'll be screams when I take off my shirt -- and not the "Bride of Frankenstein" kind this time.

I'll be the next Michael Phelps, yo.

Except that when I smoke weed, don't expect any fucking apology.

Time to find the nearest YMCA. Song of the Day is Loudon Wainwright III's "The Swimming Song":

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