"Learn How to Swim" has been among my New Year's Resolutions for about ten years now. I swear, though, that by the conclusion of 2009 I'll have at long last achieved that goal. I'll be a swimming machine. Whip myself back into shape. There'll be screams when I take off my shirt -- and not the "Bride of Frankenstein" kind this time.
I'll be the next Michael Phelps, yo.
Except that when I smoke weed, don't expect any fucking apology.
Time to find the nearest YMCA. Song of the Day is Loudon Wainwright III's "The Swimming Song":
Menghilangkan Bau Mulut
11 years ago
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