You Can Do It, Vince!

I need to stop clinging to people like a lapdog. I need to just say "Fuck it" and take bigger risks. I need to be less withdrawn.

Above all, I need a drink. That'll make those other things easier to accomplish.

Anyway, I'm in The City right now. On the subway, I passed by a man wearing a huge, diamond-encrusted crucifix. Ugh. What is this? "Pimp My Christ"?

Diamonds -- yeah, just like the ones Jesus had stuffed in the pockets of his fine silk garments, right?

Sheesh.