Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Chicken Soup for the Horny Teacher's Soul

There is an installment in the famed "Chicken Soup" series entitled "Chicken Soup for the Wine Lover's Soul", which is a nice gift to give wine-loving friends if you're too damn cheap to buy them actual wine. The only thing better than drinking wine is reading about it, right?

If you're a former or current teacher, you'll be able to purchase that book at a discounted rate sometime next week. Yep, it'll be "We Love Teachers Week" at The Store and all its Sister Stores throughout the country. Almost every item, including movies and CDs, will be discounted.

So partake, middle-school educators! Get yourself something nice. And don't forget to also get something extra nice for that student in your class who you've been screwing during recess. (We have the latest Naruto!)

Yeah, another teacher/student sex scandal is in the news. This one occurred in Utah.

It's like an epidemic.

I'm thankful that none of my middle-school teachers ever came up to me and said something crazy like, "Vince -- I want you to clap the erasers, wash the blackboards, and lick my pussy clean."

Ugh -- it's repulsive to even think about. Washing the blackboard? Now that's just fucking wrong.

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