Governors

I don't care for Jon Corzine. I don't care for Christopher Christie.

So come the 2009 New Jersey gubernatorial election, I'm most likely going to vote for the Green Party or write in either Dollar Bill Bradley, Richard Codey, or The Toxic Avenger, that great Jersey hero of superhuman size and strength (Lord knows some of that is needed to fix up the shit plaguing The Garden State). It's an uphill battle for Corzine. But maybe the Democrats will be able to pull through.

And in the 2010 New York gubernatorial race, incumbent David Paterson will most likely be squaring off against New York City's former mayor Rudy Giuliani, who I hope will refrain from naming "9/11" as his running mate. It's an uphill battle for Paterson as well. Governor Giuliani. Hey -- it's infinitely better than President Giuliani.

My predictions are more often than not wrong, though.