Government Waste

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/story?id=7889403&page=1

The federal government blew half a mil for a study on why men dislike wearing condoms during sex. Geez. Really? They needed half a million dollars for this? Perhaps the government can allot another half a mil to study what people find so distasteful about being set on fire.

Can't say it made me laugh as hard as the revelation that during the 1990s the morons at the Pentagon asked $7.5 million for the construction of a "gay bomb", which would in theory "turn" enemy soldiers homosexual. As a result, we'd be able to just saunter into their once impregnable fortresses because the guards would be too occupied sucking one another's cocks while listening to the score of "Wicked."

But at least the dolts who formulated that brilliant idea they didn't get their money. At least I hope they didn't.