Sunday, June 7, 2009

Some Piece in the Middle East

Hamas, the militant fundamentalist Islamic group and ruling party in Palestine, is not just in the match-lighting business but in the matchmaking business as well.

Seriously.

Do you love long walks on the beach and loathe Israel? Looking for a romance which burns like a detonated bus in Jerusalem? Well, apply at the "Tayseer Association for Marriage and Development"; we promise you'll meet at least ONE of the 72 virgins of your dreams!

Personally I don't think the service's name is catchy enough. How about "Hamasexuality"? Just a suggestion.

Fuck Hamas!

And I don't care to participate in any dating service managed by people who probably look at the garb of nuns and consider them guilty of indecent exposure.

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