Mama's Boy's Mama

Hahaha -- just as I was planning to watch "Psycho", I came across a news story about a guy from NYC named Thomas Parkin who had been assuming the identity of his deceased mother. He even dressed in drag. Damn. Does he stuff birds and own a shitty-ass motel too? Maybe we need to drag the East River for bodies -- and I bet we'll find the dismembered handiwork of the Mob, the Teamsters, and perhaps even the Donald along with Mr Parkin's.

Wow. If life in NYC is beginning to reflect Hitchcock movies, perhaps it's best that Mayor Bloomberg put those 2,000 Canada geese to death. (http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/story?id=7853144&page=1)

Anyway. The actual reason that douchebag Parkin assumed his mother's identity was in order to cheat the government. If Geithner steps down, perhaps he'll be appointed our next Treasury Secretary.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/17/2009-06-17_psycho_son_.html