Hard to believe. You even celebrated your twentieth birthday in Woodstock. So I'm quite positive that you've seen Easy Rider. All self-respecting hippies did.
You'll recall that towards the end of that film, Peter Fonda comes to a morose realization:
"We blew it."
And Mr. Coleman, I hope you too arrive at that realization.
Al Franken may be the comedian, but you're the fucking joke. And the people of Minnesota have stopped laughing. You lost. Your Senate career has ended. So pack up your things. Go home. Write your book. Appear on Fox News every week alongside your buddies Tom DeLay and Rick Santorum to offer your worthless analyses.
Try to remember your old self and go smoke a blunt. You'll feel better.
Because the people have spoken.
GTFO.
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