Fare Thee Well Gone Away, There's Nothing Left To Say

Okay, maybe I have a little something left to say.

Just know I'll always be around, people. Not physically, but in spirit.

Whenever a customer asks a stupid question, I'll be there. Whenever you hear an inappropriate remark, I'll be there. Whenever you hear a badly sung rendition of The Pogues or a poor excuse of an Irish or British accent, I'll be there.

And, of course, whenever there's free food, I'll be there.

Remember that Steinbeck is better than Hemingway (I'm kind of paying homage to GRAPES OF WRATH in this post, in case you haven't noticed). Remember that ALL THREE "Godfather" movies are awesome.

And whoever wins the Rewards contests over the next few months, just thank God I'm not there to kick your fucking ass.