Tagalog

Sometime ago at Blockbuster I saw a DVD titled ASWANG. Underneath the title was a definition of the word: "a Filipino vampire, feeds on the unborn."

So that's what Dad was saying I was during our arguments! And I always thought the word meant "asshole".



I'm going to learn how to speak Tagalog. Or as people from Mississippi probably call it: "Chinese." Maybe I'll pick up a few instructional books at The Store today. I punch in at 5 PM.

First I'll stop by McDonald's. Get me some Filet-O-Fish, fries, and maybe some unborn.