Stargirl Lied

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5603769/Girl-with-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-admits-she-asked-for-them.html

Well.

Turns out that Kimberley Vlaminck, the girl with the 56 star tattoos on her face, wasn't asleep during the procedure. Turns out that she indeed requested those 56 star tattoos. Turns out that she was actually overjoyed with the end result.

Then she got home. And Kimberley's father was inexplicably horrified at her appearance.

Geez, girl, did you think your father would be overjoyed to see that his daughter had a face on which you kept expecting the words "Episode VII: A New Look" to scroll up on?

Anyway ....

That poor tattoo parlor owner sure is a class act. In spite of all the shit Kimberley has put him through, he's offering to pay for half of the expensive laser surgery procedure to have those tattoos removed. I would've expected him to cave into his baser instincts and, to borrow a line from Ralph Kramden, send Stargirl to the moon.